My second attempt proved even cuter than the first, so here it is. . .

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I pulled illyria_novia's hair (-5 points). In April I helped aelfgifu across the street (6 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole budgielover's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1057 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, febobe

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BTW, will post links to "Cold" and "Primum Non Nocere" as per requests ASAP. I'm a bit scattered tonight trying to figure out my travel arrangments. :D