I suppose this could be PG if you're squinting at it, but as usual, this is intended in my standard no-sex, no-slash, no-profanity way. I don't have all my usual disclaimers and such attached ATM, but no, I don't own these guys, I just borrow them from JRRT. This is from B2MEM this year, and the info on that is below the cut. :)

Enjoy! Oh, BIG WARNING...humor. You may not wish to be drinking anything when you read this. I mean, maybe it's not that funny to y'all, but I certainly wouldn't want to drink anything while reading this. ;)

( Briefs or Boxers? )

B2MeM Challenge: B7, Draw a Tolkien Character, in a halloween costume
Format: Ficlet
Title: Horrors
Genre: Humor
Rating: G/K
Warnings: None
Characters: Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam
Pairings: N/A
Summary: Frodo dresses up for Halloween...but did he really have to?
Notes: Set in my "Life Out Of The Ruins" universe, a contemporary AU sequel series to my crackfic "Joy From Ashes," in which Frodo and the Fellowship are all transported to modern-day Nashville, Tennessee. The snippets are not posted in any sort of chronological order. Just enjoy! :)

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Elwen & I have just posted a phone-post...enjoy! Here, for your pleasure, we post the lyrics to our little ditty:

( The Twelve Days of FrodoHealers )

You have been warned. Please do not consume beverages, hot or cold, while reading this.

-Febobe

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FEBOBEFIC

Frodo got up.

He felt well.

He did not eat anything.

He did not feel sad.

He did not take a bath.

He did not hurt anywhere.

He did not throw up.

He did not have a fever.

He did not need his bottom wiped.

He did not fall asleep in anyone's arms.

Febobe woke up.

"WHAT a NIGHTMARE!" she cried.

-the end!-

(Blame Elwen!)