Elwen & I have been at it again...
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Now we present to you a menu from Garwen's restaurants, newly discovered! Bon appetit!
MY PRECIOUS: GARWEN'S MENU
*Delivery Service Pending Eagle Availability*
BREAKFAST
*Bilbo's First Breakfast - Two fried eggs, two slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, two slices of nice crispy bacon, and two sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Bilbo's Second Breakfast - A basket of assorted warm muffins, served with an assortment of jams and sweet butter. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Pippin's Pancake Platter - Three piping hot pancakes, served with cinnamon apples, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Merry's Buckland Best - Three eggs any way, three blueberry pancakes, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Boromir's Breakfast - A hearty man-sized meal of three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, three sausages, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three eggs, any style. Served with ale.
*Galadriel's Breakfast - Lembas, lembas, and more lembas.
*Traveller's Breakfast - Two apples, served whole.
*Elrond's Eye-Opener - One blueberry muffin, one slice of hot buttered toast topped with poached egg, and a cup of strong black coffee.
*Elessar's Egg Breakfast - Three eggs any way, three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, and a cup of fresh fruit. Served with coffee.
*Sam's Farmhouse Special - Three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, three eggs any way, and three thick slices of country ham. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Eowyn's Witch-King Special - A piping hot bowl of oat porridge with honey. Served with milk and your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Ringbearer's Rise & Shine Special - Two scrambled eggs, two slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, two slices of nice crispy bacon, two sausages, and a cup of fresh fruit. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee as well as orange-juice.
APPETIZERS
*Frodo's Fried Pickles - Dill pickles batter-coated and fried to golden perfection.
*Aragorn's Appetizer Platter - A hearty sampling of fried mushrooms, fried zucchini sticks, fried cheese sticks, fried chicken tenders, and fried pickles. A particular favourite of our King.
*Arwen's Appetizer - A lighter selection of fresh vegetables, served with a bowl of French dressing for dipping.
*Pippin's Fruit Platter - Sliced apples surrounding a bowl of plump grapes.
*Sauron's Ruin - Deep-fried squid rings served in a hot chili sauce.
*Sam's Taters - A big basket of fried taters, served with tomato dipping sauce.
SALADS
*The Gaffer's Garden Salad - A tossed green salad of leaf lettuce, sliced tomatoes, fresh sliced mushrooms, and sliced radishes. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Frodo's Fresh Choice - A tossed green salad of leaf lettuce, sliced tomatoes, fresh sliced mushrooms, more fresh sliced mushrooms, and fried chicken tenders. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Imladris Salad - A tossed green salad dressed with nasturtium flowers and a host of other edible petals. Served with candied violets for dessert. A bowl of French dressing provided.
*Dead Marshes Delight - Wilted greens served sopping wet. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Faramir's Ferns - A salad of edible ferns and wild herbs. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
SOUPS
*"Orc Blood" Soup - A creamy broccoli soup, made fresh daily from broccoli and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*"Elven Blood" Soup - A rich, creamy tomato soup made fresh daily with beefsteak tomatoes and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*"Hobbit Blood" Soup - A rich, creamy mushroom soup prepared daily from fresh mushrooms and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*Garden Soup - Finely diced vegetables in a chilled tomato broth.
MAIN SELECTIONS
*Spaghetti & Orc Balls - A heaping plate of spaghetti with two large orc balls and tomato sauce. Recommended for moderate appetites.
*Gimli's Galloping Gourmet - Two slices of our special Hearty Dwarven Helper pizza, served with Dwarven Ale.
*Faramir's Fantasy - Waves of French dressing over a tossed green salad, served with a grilled chicken breast, dried fruit, and a basket of fresh bread with sweet butter.
*Mushroom Lasagna - A hobbit favourite! Layers of pasta and rich cheeses interwoven with thick layers of sliced mushrooms and tomato sauce. Recommended by the Ringbearer!
*Beef Lasagna - A hearty helping of minced beef layered with pasta, rich cheeses, and tomato sauce. Recommended for hearty eaters.
*Dwarven Steak Special - Red meat off the bone, a very rare T-Bone steak served with baked potato and your choice of side dish. Accompanied by Dwarven Ale.
*French Dressing with Your Choice of Salad, Fresh Vegetables, Pasta, or Roast Chicken - A rich honeyed dressing, spiced to perfection, with your choice of accompaniments. Enjoyed as an entree or an accompaniment to your meal, this is a wonderful way to spend your day! Specialty of the House. Recommended by Garwen.
*Elrond's Butterfly Pasta - Butterfly-shaped pasta topped with your choice of meat sauce, marinara sauce, rich cream sauce, or pesto. Served with or without sliced mushrooms.
*Mirkwood Special #1 - Spider crab served with a tossed green salad with French dressing, your choice of two sides, and a good white wine. A favourite selection of Prince Legolas.
*Mirkwood Special #2 - Roast black squirrel served with a tossed green salad with French dressing, your choice of two sides, and a good red wine. Recommended by Elven-King Thranduil.
*Beef in Dwarven Ale Pie - Rich cubes of beef cooked in the best dwarven ale and baked in a thick-crust pie, done to a golden brown.
*Celeborn's Cutlets - Veal cutlets slow-cooked and served with mashed potatoes and a tossed green salad with French dressing.
*Eowyn's Stew - Try it if you dare.
*Sam's Rabbit Stew - A hearty bowl of coney stew, with fresh herbs and taters. Recipe by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Samwise Gamgee's Fish & Chips - Three golden batter-fried fish fillets served with fried potato "chips," Shire-style. Recipe by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Gollum's Sushi - Six rolls of fresh sushi served in the best tradition of the one and only Gollum.
*Ringbearer's Recommendation - A bowl of our fine mushroom soup, served with a crusty roll and sweet butter, followed by our mushroom lasagna and a serving of our sweet dessert lasagna. Recommended by Frodo Baggins, Ringbearer, a personal friend of Garwen.
SIDE CHOICES
* Baked Potato * Mashed Potatoes (made with milk and sweet butter) * Green Beans * Fresh Asparagus (dressed with your choice of plain or blueberry vinaigrette) *Sam's Fried Taters * Slorn (coleslaw with sweet corn) * Waybread (Lembas) Wafers * Pippin's Peppers * Merry's Marzipan *
PIZZAS
Your Choice of the Following, in Small, Medium, Large, Extra-Large, or Cave Troll Size:
*Shire Special - A thick crust pizza topped with tomato sauce, excellent cheese, tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon, then double mushrooms and double mushrooms.
*Garwen's Great - A thick crust covered in French dressing and topped with grilled chicken, broccoli tidbits, and the best cheese available in Minas Tirith.
*Slorn Special - A crispy crust topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and Slorn (our signature blend of coleslaw and sweet corn).
*Elven Envy - A waybread (lembas) crust topped with delicately prepared spicy tomato sauce, excellent cheese, a garden selection of chopped vegetables, and a dash of miruvoir. Served at Galadriel's tables.
*Hearty Dwarven Helper - Sausages, bacon, pepperoni, ham, minced beef, chopped onions, diced green and red peppers, and sliced mushrooms on a thick crust layered with tomato sauce and extra cheese. Recommended for hearty appetites.
BEVERAGES
Non-Alcoholic:
*Water - Cool, crisp, and clear. Approved by Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins.
*Fresh Milk
*Orange-Juice
*Coffee
*Hot Tea
*Lemonade
*Athelas Tea - A light, uplifting tea. The perfect aid to digestion.
Alcoholic:
*Miruvoir - Imported from Imladris. Elrond's secret recipe.
*Orc's Blood - Guaranteed to make your hair stand on end!
*Elven Magic - A clear cordial.
*Rohirrim Recipe - A rich ale, though it smells slightly of horse.
*Gondorian Guzzle - Good beer, with a full head.
*Dwarven Ale - Imported from Erebor. Recommended by Gimli.
*Barliman's Best Bitter -
*Gaffer's Home Brew - Just half a pint per customer.
*Mirkwood Madness - An intoxicating red wine, hearty and full-bodied. Guaranteed to leave you thoroughly sloshed. Stored in oak barrels.
DESSERTS
*Tirithmisu - A delicious layered dessert. A favourite of Queen Arwen's.
*Sweet Dessert Lasagna - Topped with whipped cream, this dessert combines the best of sweet chocolate with fresh strawberries and cream. Recommended by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Gandalf's Gateau - A richly frosted chocolate cake, served with lit sparklers on top.
*Lothlorien's Delight - A selection of ice-creams with chocolate leaves, served in a silver bowl.
*Ringbearer's Homemade Apple Pie - Recipe courtesy Frodo Baggins. A delightful array of sliced apples layered with spices, including cinnamon, in a flaky golden crust. Served with your choice of cheese or vanilla ice-cream for topping.
SPECIALS
*Febobe's Special - Small servings of assorted invalid-dishes, minimum twenty items. Comes on its own cart. Items may include (but are far from limited to) chicken broth, beef-tea, wine-jelly, orange baskets, creamed peas, creamed potatoes, asparagus tips, hot cocoa, milk-toast, warm milk with honey, hot buttered toast, applesauce dusted with cinnamon and nutmeg, toast points, and/or coddled eggs.
*FrodoHealers Platter - Small servings of ALL the above. Comes on its own cart.
*Customer Recommendations Considered!*
Now we present to you a menu from Garwen's restaurants, newly discovered! Bon appetit!
MY PRECIOUS: GARWEN'S MENU
*Delivery Service Pending Eagle Availability*
BREAKFAST
*Bilbo's First Breakfast - Two fried eggs, two slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, two slices of nice crispy bacon, and two sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Bilbo's Second Breakfast - A basket of assorted warm muffins, served with an assortment of jams and sweet butter. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Pippin's Pancake Platter - Three piping hot pancakes, served with cinnamon apples, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Merry's Buckland Best - Three eggs any way, three blueberry pancakes, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three sausages. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Boromir's Breakfast - A hearty man-sized meal of three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, three sausages, three slices of nice crispy bacon, and three eggs, any style. Served with ale.
*Galadriel's Breakfast - Lembas, lembas, and more lembas.
*Traveller's Breakfast - Two apples, served whole.
*Elrond's Eye-Opener - One blueberry muffin, one slice of hot buttered toast topped with poached egg, and a cup of strong black coffee.
*Elessar's Egg Breakfast - Three eggs any way, three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, and a cup of fresh fruit. Served with coffee.
*Sam's Farmhouse Special - Three slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, three eggs any way, and three thick slices of country ham. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Eowyn's Witch-King Special - A piping hot bowl of oat porridge with honey. Served with milk and your choice of hot tea or coffee.
*Ringbearer's Rise & Shine Special - Two scrambled eggs, two slices of hot buttered toast with assorted jams, two slices of nice crispy bacon, two sausages, and a cup of fresh fruit. Served with your choice of hot tea or coffee as well as orange-juice.
APPETIZERS
*Frodo's Fried Pickles - Dill pickles batter-coated and fried to golden perfection.
*Aragorn's Appetizer Platter - A hearty sampling of fried mushrooms, fried zucchini sticks, fried cheese sticks, fried chicken tenders, and fried pickles. A particular favourite of our King.
*Arwen's Appetizer - A lighter selection of fresh vegetables, served with a bowl of French dressing for dipping.
*Pippin's Fruit Platter - Sliced apples surrounding a bowl of plump grapes.
*Sauron's Ruin - Deep-fried squid rings served in a hot chili sauce.
*Sam's Taters - A big basket of fried taters, served with tomato dipping sauce.
SALADS
*The Gaffer's Garden Salad - A tossed green salad of leaf lettuce, sliced tomatoes, fresh sliced mushrooms, and sliced radishes. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Frodo's Fresh Choice - A tossed green salad of leaf lettuce, sliced tomatoes, fresh sliced mushrooms, more fresh sliced mushrooms, and fried chicken tenders. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Imladris Salad - A tossed green salad dressed with nasturtium flowers and a host of other edible petals. Served with candied violets for dessert. A bowl of French dressing provided.
*Dead Marshes Delight - Wilted greens served sopping wet. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
*Faramir's Ferns - A salad of edible ferns and wild herbs. Served with a bowl of French dressing.
SOUPS
*"Orc Blood" Soup - A creamy broccoli soup, made fresh daily from broccoli and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*"Elven Blood" Soup - A rich, creamy tomato soup made fresh daily with beefsteak tomatoes and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*"Hobbit Blood" Soup - A rich, creamy mushroom soup prepared daily from fresh mushrooms and real cream. Served with a crusty roll and sweet butter.
*Garden Soup - Finely diced vegetables in a chilled tomato broth.
MAIN SELECTIONS
*Spaghetti & Orc Balls - A heaping plate of spaghetti with two large orc balls and tomato sauce. Recommended for moderate appetites.
*Gimli's Galloping Gourmet - Two slices of our special Hearty Dwarven Helper pizza, served with Dwarven Ale.
*Faramir's Fantasy - Waves of French dressing over a tossed green salad, served with a grilled chicken breast, dried fruit, and a basket of fresh bread with sweet butter.
*Mushroom Lasagna - A hobbit favourite! Layers of pasta and rich cheeses interwoven with thick layers of sliced mushrooms and tomato sauce. Recommended by the Ringbearer!
*Beef Lasagna - A hearty helping of minced beef layered with pasta, rich cheeses, and tomato sauce. Recommended for hearty eaters.
*Dwarven Steak Special - Red meat off the bone, a very rare T-Bone steak served with baked potato and your choice of side dish. Accompanied by Dwarven Ale.
*French Dressing with Your Choice of Salad, Fresh Vegetables, Pasta, or Roast Chicken - A rich honeyed dressing, spiced to perfection, with your choice of accompaniments. Enjoyed as an entree or an accompaniment to your meal, this is a wonderful way to spend your day! Specialty of the House. Recommended by Garwen.
*Elrond's Butterfly Pasta - Butterfly-shaped pasta topped with your choice of meat sauce, marinara sauce, rich cream sauce, or pesto. Served with or without sliced mushrooms.
*Mirkwood Special #1 - Spider crab served with a tossed green salad with French dressing, your choice of two sides, and a good white wine. A favourite selection of Prince Legolas.
*Mirkwood Special #2 - Roast black squirrel served with a tossed green salad with French dressing, your choice of two sides, and a good red wine. Recommended by Elven-King Thranduil.
*Beef in Dwarven Ale Pie - Rich cubes of beef cooked in the best dwarven ale and baked in a thick-crust pie, done to a golden brown.
*Celeborn's Cutlets - Veal cutlets slow-cooked and served with mashed potatoes and a tossed green salad with French dressing.
*Eowyn's Stew - Try it if you dare.
*Sam's Rabbit Stew - A hearty bowl of coney stew, with fresh herbs and taters. Recipe by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Samwise Gamgee's Fish & Chips - Three golden batter-fried fish fillets served with fried potato "chips," Shire-style. Recipe by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Gollum's Sushi - Six rolls of fresh sushi served in the best tradition of the one and only Gollum.
*Ringbearer's Recommendation - A bowl of our fine mushroom soup, served with a crusty roll and sweet butter, followed by our mushroom lasagna and a serving of our sweet dessert lasagna. Recommended by Frodo Baggins, Ringbearer, a personal friend of Garwen.
SIDE CHOICES
* Baked Potato * Mashed Potatoes (made with milk and sweet butter) * Green Beans * Fresh Asparagus (dressed with your choice of plain or blueberry vinaigrette) *Sam's Fried Taters * Slorn (coleslaw with sweet corn) * Waybread (Lembas) Wafers * Pippin's Peppers * Merry's Marzipan *
PIZZAS
Your Choice of the Following, in Small, Medium, Large, Extra-Large, or Cave Troll Size:
*Shire Special - A thick crust pizza topped with tomato sauce, excellent cheese, tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon, then double mushrooms and double mushrooms.
*Garwen's Great - A thick crust covered in French dressing and topped with grilled chicken, broccoli tidbits, and the best cheese available in Minas Tirith.
*Slorn Special - A crispy crust topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and Slorn (our signature blend of coleslaw and sweet corn).
*Elven Envy - A waybread (lembas) crust topped with delicately prepared spicy tomato sauce, excellent cheese, a garden selection of chopped vegetables, and a dash of miruvoir. Served at Galadriel's tables.
*Hearty Dwarven Helper - Sausages, bacon, pepperoni, ham, minced beef, chopped onions, diced green and red peppers, and sliced mushrooms on a thick crust layered with tomato sauce and extra cheese. Recommended for hearty appetites.
BEVERAGES
Non-Alcoholic:
*Water - Cool, crisp, and clear. Approved by Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins.
*Fresh Milk
*Orange-Juice
*Coffee
*Hot Tea
*Lemonade
*Athelas Tea - A light, uplifting tea. The perfect aid to digestion.
Alcoholic:
*Miruvoir - Imported from Imladris. Elrond's secret recipe.
*Orc's Blood - Guaranteed to make your hair stand on end!
*Elven Magic - A clear cordial.
*Rohirrim Recipe - A rich ale, though it smells slightly of horse.
*Gondorian Guzzle - Good beer, with a full head.
*Dwarven Ale - Imported from Erebor. Recommended by Gimli.
*Barliman's Best Bitter -
*Gaffer's Home Brew - Just half a pint per customer.
*Mirkwood Madness - An intoxicating red wine, hearty and full-bodied. Guaranteed to leave you thoroughly sloshed. Stored in oak barrels.
DESSERTS
*Tirithmisu - A delicious layered dessert. A favourite of Queen Arwen's.
*Sweet Dessert Lasagna - Topped with whipped cream, this dessert combines the best of sweet chocolate with fresh strawberries and cream. Recommended by Samwise Gamgee himself.
*Gandalf's Gateau - A richly frosted chocolate cake, served with lit sparklers on top.
*Lothlorien's Delight - A selection of ice-creams with chocolate leaves, served in a silver bowl.
*Ringbearer's Homemade Apple Pie - Recipe courtesy Frodo Baggins. A delightful array of sliced apples layered with spices, including cinnamon, in a flaky golden crust. Served with your choice of cheese or vanilla ice-cream for topping.
SPECIALS
*Febobe's Special - Small servings of assorted invalid-dishes, minimum twenty items. Comes on its own cart. Items may include (but are far from limited to) chicken broth, beef-tea, wine-jelly, orange baskets, creamed peas, creamed potatoes, asparagus tips, hot cocoa, milk-toast, warm milk with honey, hot buttered toast, applesauce dusted with cinnamon and nutmeg, toast points, and/or coddled eggs.
*FrodoHealers Platter - Small servings of ALL the above. Comes on its own cart.
*Customer Recommendations Considered!*
